Finally, my cries for a celebrity exchange program have been heard. Lindsay is moving to
The most important question of course is who the US gets in return. May I suggest Cheryl Cole? She’s soon to be divorced and LA is wonderful. Paparazzi will take your picture everywhere you go even if you’re on a yacht 4 miles off shore so exposure is not a problem and police will treat you like a god, bending to your every whim. You’ll have to set a homeless guy on fire just to get the LAPD to take notice and the most they’ll do is issue a press release saying “We do not condone setting homeless people on fire.”
[LA, February 23. Images via Pacific Coast News.]