Britney Spears Grammy fail

Britney Spears’ dress at the Grammys last night would have been great 9 years ago. Back then guys may have just dropped their pants and started masturbating right then and there. Now everyone just gives each other bemused looks and quietly whisper to each other if Britney thinks she can really get away with something like this. Then they would giggle when Britney turns to look at them wondering if they were talking about her.
This doesn’t even look like a real dress. It looks like she woke up late to the Grammys and didn’t have time to change out of her nightie. I’m surprised she didn’t show up clutching the KFC drumstick she fell asleep with.